Written by Kemi

Leisure

Art by Coco

You’re definitely a 7, maybe even an 8.

Your friend is hot. Do you think she’d be up for a threesome?

I like small hands. They make my dick look bigger.

I’m 100% sure I’ve seen your profile on Ashley Madison.

You’ve got a good taste in music, for a girl.

You’re funny, for a girl.

I like older women. They’re more grateful.

I’m not into mature women, but you look alright.

Can you hear your biological clock ticking?

Women of your age are dangerous. Bet you poke holes into condoms.

I don’t like women who only eat salad.

It’s nice that you don’t care about weighing a bit more.

You could easily tone up your stomach, you know?

Have you noticed that you put on weight?

Have you ever considered losing weight?

You’re letting yourself go.

I can’t see this going anywhere. You’re too controlling.

I can’t see this going anywhere. You don’t care enough.

Why should I open the door for you? Thought you’re a feminist.

Why should I help you with your suitcase? Thought you’re a feminist.

Let’s get a drink at the bar. Can you pay for it?

Where are you going? I just bought you a drink.

Do you realise that girls are queuing to be with me?